While I was walking up mount Fuji the other day I was accosted by bunch of thugs who tried to steal my little backpack, I thought they were going to get away with it when all of a sudden a nija jumped out of nowhere and saved me and my backpack.
He trained me in the ancient art of ninjitsu which he said that I was one of his best students ever, mostly because ninjitsu requires a lot of stealth and misdirection and i'm 5cm tall and have dark purple skin... You'd be suprised how easy it is to blend into the background.
See I bet you can't even spot me!
Anyway using my now advanced stealth techniques I managed to get back to Tokyo airport and jump on a plane to MUMBAI! Even better was that this was a first class flight and i got to spend the time in a First class cabin, this was so awesome I got a seat to myself and there was even a minibar... Needless to say, sneaking back out of the plane was a little trickier then sneaking on, Its especially hard when you keep stumbling down the stairs...
But now here I am in magical Mumbai. Jee whizz there are a lot of people here, but its so vibrant and cool. There are market stalls with all kinds of wierd and wonderful items and others with not so wonderful items.
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