Escape from the Cape

I'm writing this now in a state of pure agony because I am suffering from something I have found out to be called sunburn! Having spent most of my life inside I knew the sun was hot (William would sometimes sit me next to the window so I could look out) but i didn't realise it could do this......

I decided that I needed to exscape from this hellishly hot place and head for some cooler climates, I've managed to secure myself on a food transport container which I think is going to no other than the USA!!!! I'm really quite excited about this but it may take a few days to get there and this container is now full of smelly fish ewwww...