Sunny San Fran

Its so good to be out again, I thought that I might not see the light of day but I do have to be grateful to the juggler for one thing...

It turns out he was an apprentice in a tavelling troupe and now I'm all the way over in San Fransisco! This is so amazing! I've seen the Golden Gate Bridge, taken a tram ride! The shoe shopping here is amazing and I might even buy myself a boot!

Flight By Fire

HaHaHaHaHa, free at last...

About 2 days ago now I saw the light in the shape of a burning club! The damn fool of a juggler thought he could move onto juggling with fire clubs! He could barely even manage to juggle with us and now he thought he could juggle fire clubs?

Anyway, once he'd started with the fire clubs he'd mostly forgotten about us balls and spent all his time practicing with the clubs, then he made his mistake, he forgot to lock the door to our cell! I didn't want to runa away straight away lest he catch me, I needed a distraction..

Well I found where he was keeping the parafin for the clubs and hid one of the canisters...... Then when he was practicing with the clubs I tipped the canister over and pured out all the parafin, then inevitably the fool dropped one of his clubs and lite the parafin! The place lit up like Times square on new years eve!

Maybe I didn't want it to catch that fast, I didn't really want to hurt anyone but I had to get away, I knew this would be my only chance!

I don't know what happened to the other balls, maybe they got away.... I hope so

Captivity

It has been 4 days and counting since I was captured by the juggler... Not just any juggler you mind! I was captured by a lowly apprentice juggler! His hand to eye coordination is terrible yet he insists on practicing day in and day out.

I am not the only ball here, there are others, yet they keep to themselves, all lying on top of each other not moving, its like they have given up on life. I guess that they are hoping that by remaining quiet they will not be picked for the next practice session. 

 

Just the other day after a particulary brutal practice session he threw me up extra high and dropped me right on my face, it hurt so much and I cried, but none of the others even stirred a little to help me.

 

I have tried to stir them into action, trying to motivate them to try to rise up against our captor and escape... but they will not hear me, they will not listen. But I will not give up! Even if I have to do it on my own, I will escape!!

Captured and Caged

Help I've been kidnapped!

I was just walking around Disneyworld going on the rides when I spotted Minnie! She looked so adorable so I had to run over and try to get her autograph, the next thing I know everything is black and I'm being banged about!

This was horrible, even worse then the boat ride over here, it was uncomfortable, the fabric of what I was being carried with was all scratchy....

About 2 hours later I was let out of the bag to discover that I had been caught by the balls worst nightmare...

A JUGGLER..

We balls fear them the most, all they do all day is pick us up and toss us into the air without any card for our feelings, the motion makes us feel sick and they drop us all the time, sometimes some of us even start to break or pop but still they don't stop....

Now I'm stuck in this cage trying to find a way to get out.

Oh me oh my, what ever will I do now....

The place where dreams come true

I arrived at last!

That was the worst part of my journey yet, I was stuck in this tiny cramped little space with loads of smelly fish and onions, I used to quite like onions but I don't think that I will ever eat another one EVER!

But I'm now in the land of the free and the home of the brave and I'm ready to tear up the shit!

I landed in Florida or as I've heared it been called before "gods waiting room", and I can see why! Everyone is so old or fat here! I have quite a rotund body shape but these guys, sheesh. There are shop mobility scooters galore here, I think that i may invest in a Florida manufacturer to make my millions. This place really is the land of dreams!

Speaking of the land of dreams, while here I decided to go to DISNEY WORLD! I'm so excited, I'll be able to see pluto, and goofy, mickey, and minnie too, she's such a cutie I'll have to try and get an autograph!

I think I like America and there is so much to see! I'll try and keep you all updated but i may be having too much fun! :D

Escape from the Cape

I'm writing this now in a state of pure agony because I am suffering from something I have found out to be called sunburn! Having spent most of my life inside I knew the sun was hot (William would sometimes sit me next to the window so I could look out) but i didn't realise it could do this......

I decided that I needed to exscape from this hellishly hot place and head for some cooler climates, I've managed to secure myself on a food transport container which I think is going to no other than the USA!!!! I'm really quite excited about this but it may take a few days to get there and this container is now full of smelly fish ewwww...

Touchdown to happiness

Hi all,

So after I left my home I thought long and hard about where I was to go, looking at a gloomy Vienna winter sky i decided that maybe I would be happier with some sun on my skin. I ran straight to the post office and jumped in the first open parcel that i found going to a sunny destination, Cape Verde! The ride was not the most comfortable as the parcel I jumped in had lots of funny metal parts in it and every time it moved they would slide over and squish me, luckily i'm quite good at getting squished and it wasn't too bad. The darkness scared me though, it reminded me of those first few months wondering what was happening, wondering if i would ever see anything other than blackness, scared over the loud banging in the compartment next to me (which i later discovered was Angry Red ball, I hate him so much).

Anyways, 6 hours later I landed and sneaked out past the border controls....

And found myself in the tropical paradise of Cape Verde!!!!!! I went straight to the beach to check it out and to find out what the sea looked like....
                                   

My pursuit of happiness

I do not know how I came into existence but I spent the first 6 months of my life in darkness. Then one day my true life began when I was brought into the light by a young man called William who I came to know and love. Together with Happy Green Ball and Angry Red Ball we spent many happy days playing with William.

However, all was not well and I struggled to co-exist with Angry Red Ball who was just simply mean which made me sad. Then one day Angry Red Ball went missing and although William was sad, I was secretly happy inside and I felt that one day I could be happy like Happy Green Ball. I hoped he would never return...

But alas it was not to be and Angry Red Ball was found and brought back. I hoped that he may have changed, however, just like my hopes of him being gone for good, this was not the case and he was angrier then I had ever known him and my life took a turn for the worse. I no longer felt like like I had a chance at happiness as long as I was in the company of Angry Red Ball and decided I had to leave.

This is where my story begins...