Heavenly Hungary

So while walking through India the other day I was really hungry and not quite being able to stomach even more curry I thought that I wouldn't mind going for a bit of the old Gulash....

So, where is the best place to get a good Goulash  Thats right Hungary! So I decided to jump on the old bus to the train station and make my way over there!

Hungary is really cool too but wayyyy wayyy colder than India and I think i'm getting a cold.. my nose is all sniffy and I seem to be losing my balance a lot. I keep falling off everything as I don't have any arms or legs to stop myself, damn Vishnu and his many arms, he should share some of them with me!

Anyway I got there and went to the first restaurant I could find and lo and behold they had goulash, the goulash and a lovely bit of potato puree was just what i needed and feeling good enough to go for a little walk down by the danube.

The walk was really nice and the weather was really good so I did that for a while and met some really nice people although most of them were in quite a rush I guess they all were quite Hungary and searching for a nice bowl of goulash.

Its getting pretty close to Christmas now so I'm not quite sure where I will go now as travel is starting to get quite expensive (I don't want to abuse my ninjitsu skills too much) and everyone is in quite a bit of a rush. We'll see where I go next.....

Increadible India

India is soooo amazing and apparently I arrived just at the right time of year as its not quite so hot now... But I still need some sunblock as I don't want to get sunburnt again, that was not very nice.. I wonder if thats why angry red ball is so angry if he got sunburtn really badly one time and it never went away... Is that even possible?

Sometimes I think of Angry red and how I hate him so much, but then happy green ball is stuck with him now and i feel even more sad for him...

Anyway, the other day I had my first curry ever and wow! It was so spicy that my head blew off and orbited around the earth a few times before coming back, I'm sure I even saw one of these things:

I've seen so many amazing temples and found out that the local people worship some guy called Vishnu who has like 20 million arms, how cool would that be, I mean you could do so much at once! Buts its not very fair, he has all these arms and I don't even have one...

This temple was pretty tought to get to but it was well worth the walk and I managed to use my secret ninjitsu skills to get to this balcony and take a good look at the view.. Its so exciting but all this travelling and walking is making me a little hungry.... hmmm.... hungry.....

The Magic of Mumbai

Whoa It has been a non-stop whirlwind of excitement over the last few days!

While I was walking up mount Fuji the other day I was accosted by bunch of thugs who tried to steal my little backpack, I thought they were going to get away with it when all of a sudden a nija jumped out of nowhere and saved me and my backpack.

 He trained me in the ancient art of ninjitsu which he said that I was one of his best students ever, mostly because ninjitsu requires a lot of stealth and misdirection and i'm 5cm tall and have dark purple skin... You'd be suprised how easy it is to blend into the background.

See I bet you can't even spot me!

Anyway using my now advanced stealth techniques I managed to get back to Tokyo airport and jump on a plane to MUMBAI! Even better was that this was a first class flight and i got to spend the time in a First class cabin, this was so awesome I got a seat to myself and there was even a minibar... Needless to say, sneaking back out of the plane was a little trickier then sneaking on, Its especially hard when you keep stumbling down the stairs...

But now here I am in magical Mumbai. Jee whizz there are a lot of people here, but its so vibrant and cool. There are market stalls with all kinds of wierd and wonderful items and others with not so wonderful items.



Turning Japanese

So the other day as i'm walking through San Fransico I got caught by a tornado!!! Well maybe it was more of a little dust diablo but I'm only small. It picked me up, it put me down it turned me in it turned me around and I was left with a pretty big headache and that song stuck in my head...

You know the one, turning Japanese by the vapours:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

So there was only one place i could go to now..

Japan!

I jumped on a bus to the airport and sneaked into some woman dressed as a schoolgirl's back pack...I figured this woman must be going to Japan right?! She was, and I arrived here a day or so ago... Tokyo is so cool, there is this amazong fish market which is much nice and fresher then my container from cape verde!.



I've spent hours in here already, mostly because I got caught in a lobsters pincers and couldn't get out until someone chopped its claws off, I guess they were making soup or something..

Anyway, I'll be back soon but i want to try and get up to the top of mount fuji before I move on!

Sunny San Fran

Its so good to be out again, I thought that I might not see the light of day but I do have to be grateful to the juggler for one thing...

It turns out he was an apprentice in a tavelling troupe and now I'm all the way over in San Fransisco! This is so amazing! I've seen the Golden Gate Bridge, taken a tram ride! The shoe shopping here is amazing and I might even buy myself a boot!

Flight By Fire

HaHaHaHaHa, free at last...

About 2 days ago now I saw the light in the shape of a burning club! The damn fool of a juggler thought he could move onto juggling with fire clubs! He could barely even manage to juggle with us and now he thought he could juggle fire clubs?

Anyway, once he'd started with the fire clubs he'd mostly forgotten about us balls and spent all his time practicing with the clubs, then he made his mistake, he forgot to lock the door to our cell! I didn't want to runa away straight away lest he catch me, I needed a distraction..

Well I found where he was keeping the parafin for the clubs and hid one of the canisters...... Then when he was practicing with the clubs I tipped the canister over and pured out all the parafin, then inevitably the fool dropped one of his clubs and lite the parafin! The place lit up like Times square on new years eve!

Maybe I didn't want it to catch that fast, I didn't really want to hurt anyone but I had to get away, I knew this would be my only chance!

I don't know what happened to the other balls, maybe they got away.... I hope so

Captivity

It has been 4 days and counting since I was captured by the juggler... Not just any juggler you mind! I was captured by a lowly apprentice juggler! His hand to eye coordination is terrible yet he insists on practicing day in and day out.

I am not the only ball here, there are others, yet they keep to themselves, all lying on top of each other not moving, its like they have given up on life. I guess that they are hoping that by remaining quiet they will not be picked for the next practice session. 

 

Just the other day after a particulary brutal practice session he threw me up extra high and dropped me right on my face, it hurt so much and I cried, but none of the others even stirred a little to help me.

 

I have tried to stir them into action, trying to motivate them to try to rise up against our captor and escape... but they will not hear me, they will not listen. But I will not give up! Even if I have to do it on my own, I will escape!!